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Maya: Hey Big Buddy, take your meds today?

Krieg: *snarls* don’t like the drugs, erase who I was.. makes someone new… I HATE THE NEW!!

Maya: Will you take them if I give ya a kiss?

Krieg: *turns around to attention*

Krieg: *nods head furiously*

Krieg: *takes meds*

Krieg: I really hate those, the flavor sucks

Maya: *pecks him the on the cheeks*

Maya: why didn’t you say so?

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meropischao:

youd think horses were one of those animals that has horrible health due to humans breeding unhealthy animals to achieve a certain look but no they really are just naturally that fucked up

horses’ lungs bleed when they run at a certain speed

if their diet is too rich / low in selenium their hooves fall off

excuse me

The reason they have such poor health outcomes after breaking or otherwise injuring their legs is because their legs are actually hyper-specialized fingers; and as in human fingers, there is very little muscle supporting the bone, just a lot of cartilage and tendons and whatnot. You’d think an animal that literally evolved to run away to avoid being eaten would have ALSO evolved sturdier running appendages, but…

I fucking hate this post, it’s 1 AM I don’t want to know that horse legs are giant fucking fingers

(Source: cheesepress)

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scarlet-benoit-is-my-rolemodel:

My father’s new plan to screw over the president: everyone wear Donald Trump masks around DC and be dicks to crows so eventually all the DC area crows will hate Donald Trump and mob him

Think bigger, OP.

If we do this all around the whole country then no matter where he goes to hold a rally, the crows will be there mobbing and cawing at him like he’s the fuckin antichrist.

God you’re right

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